

Prince Stephen's MisfortuneOnce upon a time there lived a prince named Stephen. The kingdom belonged to him, but he was not a king because he liked being a swingin’ bachelor. He also liked his glittery-dragon-hoodie (a hoodie is just a stupid name for a sweatshirt, but he wouldn’t allow anyone to call it a sweatshirt). Stephen also loved to galavant around the countryside on his donkey, because it made him look pretty darn noble (he thought). All in all, he lived a pretty great life, and his people thought he was the clam’s garters.Prince Stephen's Misfortune
One day, Stephen woke up and reached for his glittery-dragon-hoodie, but it was nowhere to be found. Realizing that his most


The Amazing Adventures pt. 5"Oh wonder of wonders! Glory of glories!" cried Katherine as she flung herself upon the picturesque grass, weeping. "Uh, what she said," replied Stephen awkwardly, though not totally unmoved. Katherine's eyes had never sparkled before, but now they were trying their damndest. "Where can we begin? Exploring this glorious world of light and joy could take forever!" Stephen sighed. "I thought you, of all people, would know!" Katherine pondered. Nothing. Stephen gave her a gallant look, saying, "LET'S FROLIC!" And they did. Furiously. &The Amazing Adventures pt. 5
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I have no special talents i am only passionately curious
-Albert Einstein
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I have no special talents i am only passionately curious
-Albert Einstein
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dammit.
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I heart ninjas
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You can take a stairway to heaven, a highway to hell, or just fire all of your guns at once and explode into space.
May we all Jump and know that it's More Than a Feeling.
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You can take a stairway to heaven, a highway to hell, or just fire all of your guns at once and explode into space.
May we all Jump and know that it's More Than a Feeling.
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I heart ninjas
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I heart ninjas
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